It’s also funny that he uses the same descriptors for the candidates he endorses regardless of who they are and where they’re running. Like I know that Trump doesn’t give a shit about any of these people beyond that they say nice things about him on TV, but it really is the bare minimum of effort on his part.

The one on the left is the only one who’s features look remotely like the Beto we see today, but I had a hard time getting to that conclusion too. The nose, mouth, chin is the same if you compare it to the pic of him from the 90s.

OMG WHAT IF STEVEN MILLER IS THE BABY THAT TRUMP HAD WITH THE HOUSEKEEPER IN THE LATE 80's?!

Yeah, and apparently she and the kids are staying at Duncan Hunter Sr.’s house too. She was an active participant in the fraud for sure but can’t say I blame her. I just feel bad for their kids :/

I agree with you - if anything, his base would have liked him more for it because it feeds into their warped idea of what masculinity looks like that he’s some alpha banging all of these playmates and porn stars even though that couldn’t be farther from actual reality

I’ve never heard of these two until now but I hate them. What complete assholes and the fake Christianity for the $$$ is a nice touch

Thank you for doing what you’re doing and it’s gross, but not altogether shocking, that you’re getting vitriol and sexism from the Democrats/left. There is definitely a deep strain of misogyny among some progressives that we will need to reckon with. I don’t know where in the country you are, but if you were running…

This is a really nice story, thank you for sharing

That’s why he rage tweets so much - most people have someone in their life they can vent to, discuss things, work out problems and don’t need to shoot off incoherent ramblings at 1am

It’s also how mobsters speak.

It’s worse than that - he’s the guy that doesn’t do any work but claims credit for others’, backstabs his coworkers, says the dumbest fucking thing imaginable when trying to sound intelligent on a conference call, and microwaves fish in the office kitchen before clogging all of the toilets in the men’s room.

I’m 27 and I had never heard of any of these people and now I’m kinda wishing I still didn’t

It’s not even brownie points - the GOP knows that things aren’t looking good for them in the midterms, what with the GOP administration and Congress full of degenerates and criminals, but immigration is a good way to scare enough white people to the polls to give them a shot

Tangentially-related, but I watched the 2nd Kingsman movie over the weekend and I have to say I loved Elton John in it! Definitely a highlight of the movie if you haven’t seen it

Sometimes I hate this stupid country... well not really, just the asshole GOP politicians that are currently running it into the ground

100%

I live in CA but still volunteer to text for Beto - he’s definitely the first politician I’ve really been inspired by since Obama. We should all do what we can everywhere to elevate the right people :) oh and yes, we should all definitely vote

Eh, think about Ted Cruz trying to skateboard and suddenly Beto seems almost superhuman in his abilities

I think he was going with “baste” but who the hell knows with this dipshit

I’d forgotten about this but it makes me so happy. Honestly, one of the things getting me through this national nightmare is the creativity and badass-ery of the people protesting Trump and the general corruption. Showing up dressed like the monopoly man to a committee hearing on banking? Just warms my heart.