“When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.” - Sinclair Lewis

Pale-shamers are the fucking worst. Like do you know what I would have to do to maintain a year-round tan?! Who has that kind of time/money/nonchalance about skin cancer and leather skin?

The brutal attacks and senseless violence, coupled with xenophobic asshats back home using the tragedy to further exclude “undesirable” immigrants, is really just more than I can take on a Monday morning.

Oh my god, Benedict Cumberbatch doing that Boston accent was painful.

I had no idea about the bone marrow registry! Thanks for including the link - just signed up :)

It is clearly awful, but where were they even trying to go with this? What the fuck does spiking eggnog have to do with Bloomingdale’s?

Luckily, he is banking on the Republican base having little to no knowledge of American history, which...

Two things.

Damn, Canada. With the way things are imploding down here, you guys might have a lot of new neighbors pretty soon.

Countable.us is a great source of information on the federal level, and for a few cities. I would just google “[city or state] voting guide” and see what you find. Generally, nonprofit groups/political groups in your area will put together a list of what they support and don’t. You can get information from multiple…

GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER FLORIDA.

I never thought I’d be such a fan of the Satanic Temple, but their trolling of the “religious liberty” fanatics is pretty much my favorite thing.

I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if their next step was rounding up all of these poor women and throwing them into the river to see if they float.

There are many Republicans I’d like to see destroyed by this position, but I’m definitely fine with it being this hypocritical asshole.

Full disclosure: not a doctor, so just my personal experience.

So the whole Donald-Trump-as-a-frontrunner thing was amusing at first, but now I’ve reached the point where I need him to go away forever. The fact that this megalomaniacal asshole gets so much press coverage as a “serious candidate” makes me think we might be better off burning this place to the ground and starting…

In my experience when someone starts a sentence with “not to be sexist/racist/homophobic/etc.,” you should brace yourself because you’re about to hear some sexist/racist/homophobic/etc. shit come out of that person’s mouth.

I hate to go there, but is it strange to anyone else how frequently he waxes nostalgic for a time when he wouldn’t have full civil rights, much less be able to run for president?

This might be my favorite ending to a press release of all time