What drove me crazy with the whole “pantygate” kerfuffle was Dorito’s insinuation that Erika flashed PK on purpose and her blithely excusing her scumbag husband’s actions with the old “boys will be boys, they can’t help themselves” saw. That’s right, not only is it not her husband’s fault for being a creep and…

Well, she’s already saddled those kids with the names Jagger and Phoenix, so she can’t actually like them.

Last I heard, she had him cremated and then used the ashes as fill for a stuffed dog from Build-a-Bear.

There was so much Dorit bullshit last night so it’s excusable but you failed to mention that within that conversation about how a record gets made Dorit treated Erika as if she is some sort of dilettante, calling her music career a hobby. This woman with seemingly no accomplishments, no job and 5 nannies completely…

This episode has only confirmed my original opinion that Dorit and PK are cut from the same cloth as Taylor/Russell and other infamous grifter couples from the RH franchise. Who the heck talks about being born “middle to upper class”? Or about coming from a long line of women who “serve”? The names of her progeny…

Dorit and PK are to David Foster what Alex and Simon (hoteliers at the time?) were to Conrad Hilton.

Introducing them to replace Yolanda and David is almost like kickin’ it Real Housewives Old School. ;) I feel very much like they are here so we can watch them fall. I mean...Boy George lives with them because he can’t…

Did anyone else think it was super weird that Dorit and PK were openly swearing in front of their toddler last episode?

He’s her Cedric.

This could be why she claims to not remember. She’s used to not actually listening to him but nodding along “yes dear.”

Did anyone else notice how readily Dorit agreed with PK at dinner? Almost before she had any time to digest what he said. It makes me believe that she automatically supports anything that comes out of his mouth because he pays her to. I mean, I can’t imagine anyone happily climbing on top of that toad if money wasn’t…

I guess it’s my privilege showing... but why couldn’t they just take her back to her foster home? Why did she have to go to jail? It isn’t even clear if she actually hit her egg donor or was the aggressor in this situation. Seems like the best course of action would be to get her out of that house and to a safer…

Maybe this is my privilege speaking, but short of a psychotic episode in which her life or the lives of others were in danger, I cannot envision a scenario in which I would be calling the police because I had a fight with my daughter.

I hope that he is now your ex husband?

“You dumb-ass whore, you gonna spend the rest of your goddamn 2½ years in a goddamn insane asylum with the rest of the retarded kids,” McMillen is heard yelling at Gynnya.

I just don’t understand calling the cops on your own kid. Short of them waving a gun, it seems like overkill and all too likely to end up with that kid dead.

That is accurate. Both are bad. One is worse, but that doesn’t mean the other should be gleefully celebrated.

The stereotype that white people always carry ranch dressing around with them is not cool anymore. When you say ‘He’s already got his, that white boy over there’” don’t just fucking assume I’m carrying my own ranch dressing around with me you hurtful monster. I need it for my tenders and when you assume that I already…

She is afraid public will learn Brad is not the father of any of her children. - Maury

That same “friend” also vague-posts about needing trust in a relationship and when you ask them about it, they “don’t wanna talk about it”. Then the next week their boyfriend/husband is their KING and they are SO BLESSED.

In other words, Kim Kardashian is that annoying “friend” from high school who changes their relationship status to “it’s complicated” for a day in hopes of getting a lot of attention, then they change it back the next day. And this happens every few weeks or months.