We're halfway there to finally breaking down Winston's decision making process. Now we just need to find his little devil.

He needs to talk to Bill Cosby about how to cover up rape.

My avatar is a UNC logo, and I didnt go to school there. I live in NC, and Im just a (disgusted) Tar Heel fan. That being said, in all my years of school, there was an occasional professor who would identify some specific questions that would be on quizzes/tests. Ive never found this out of the ordinary. I cant defend…

Blah blah slow news day boogity boogity traveling bork bork bork not a real dunk durr bad defense mew mew mew.

I might be wrong, but I think that first dribble wasn't a carry.

♪ Snap, kick, kick, throw to the receiver...Right!

In case they had an arrrrrrgument?

I hate to be that guy, but I think those are cavalry swords, not katanas. Well two of them are. Not sure what the goofy short thing or the one in the sheath is.

As a Packer fan, I can guarentee you we were not thoroughly entertained by the NFL replacement refs.

I believe it. Everyone knows Canseco is one of the world's foremost experts on ass steroids.

Incredibly difficult to read.

Can't claim to have known Ryno well in his time in Orlando, but knew him and saw him often enough - both before games, after practices, and around the community - that he recognized me, my brother, & my dad. From the little I did get to know about him, he's an awesome guy.
Truly feel like…

I'm not sure exactly what it says about me, but Kobe feeling sad makes me feel not sad.

.548 FG%... ya this is like a create a player kind of bullshit here.

Amar'e should probably be hanging out with people who aren't known to make men weak in the knees.

Hello, my baby
Hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime ga~aaaaaaal.

The people who financed the movie took on risk, so they get paid a lot if it's successful. Just as they'd lose a lot if it bombed.

She got over $900 for saying three lines. THREE LINES. I want to know in what fantasy world that constitutes underpaying someone.

I know that Khloe is the Kardashian people seem to like, but I can't be the only one weirded out by her black men fetish. She has gone on god knows how many radio and internet interviews talking about how she just loves black peen, and quite frankly it's off putting. I'm not saying there's anything wrong with having a…

So no beer, they have to move the tournament to the winter when all the European leagues are still going on, you might go to jail if you're gay, and they are basically using slave labor to build stadiums which will have no purpose after the tournament. FIFA makes the NFL look like Amnesty International.

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