I think the joke went something like, "Well, I guess the sky truly is the limit for this kid."

Ugh another NASCAR story? stick to sports.

Actually, I think we call them "internships".

This is like the Fall semester for athletes at UNC where they delay the exams until January so no one has to actually take them.

Beaver should be way lower on the list.

Eagles are protected by federal law. Even taking their feathers is illegal. (It's actually illegal for most non-game species.)

Bisexuality IS a thing that exists... which proves that some people can choose which gender to pursue relationships with.

Didn't watch the video, but is it really that hard to believe that some people are homosexual by nature and others by choice?

Michael Beasley: High, School Friend

I like pulled pork.

Tuna casserole should be banned from this Earth. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO TUNA??? OR CASSEROLES???

I worked for a company a few years back that hired him to speak at an event we were hosting. I didn't get to meet him, but my co-workers said that he grumbled about having to work the room after his speech, despite having previously agreeing to do so. He was also bright, bright red for this event. No word on whether…

I have to admit that I was the tiiiiiiiiiiiniest bit scared that something from my cooking blog would end up on this list. You never know, right? One girl's paté is someone else's trauma story.

I.....I.....nooooooooooo.

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. Slash a lot. Slash once I got to "ranch dressing" I basically vommed all over my desk.

OH FUCK THAT BOLOGNA CAKE RIGHT IN ITS FACE!

I will reiterate my belief that the entire purpose of these talking heads and reporters at ESPN is to create controversy for all other ESPN writers, reporters and "analysts" to bloviate on. It's a big ol' circle jerk.

this is literally what your insides look like.

like surprise, your wife was cheating on you with a 15-year-old

It's creepy more than sad. There are plenty of attractive younger men, over the age of consent, who could have validated her looks. That's not why an older person selects a teenager to prey upon.