The SEC defensive player of the year, not that good at football? That's unpossible!

How many times does he have to be dropped, in bad PR's moves for all involved, before we ask? 'Is he up to the task as a player"?

I really wish people would stop bringing up the SEC DPOY award as if that matters. Yes, there have been a number of great players to win that award, but that alone doesn't give it any value if there's a weaker field of candidates in a particular season.

I think a lot of us want Michael Sam to be really good at football. I want Michael Sam to be really good at football. But it might be that Michael Sam just isn't that good at football.

The sad thing is, Michael Sam has NOT been able to be a distraction from day-to-day NFL dysfunction.

If rape culture and sneaker sales were really that intertwined, wouldn't Vans have more cross-over appeal?

If Bochy forgets to lure out the Royals' Clan Castle before sending the Giants out there, they're going to have a tough time tonight. Better bring some Hog Riders and lightning spells, too, to knock out the Air Defense before they kill the Healers.

If he doesn't, the Royals will probably GoWiPe the floor with them…

My wife's grandparents fucking love(d) this show [Gramps is now gone, Nonna continues to soldier on at 92]. We'd visit them nearly every weekend and it was a non-stop Family Feud marathon (excepting Red Sox and Patriots games), especially after they got the expanded cable package and episodes played nearly nonstop on…

Waiiiiiiit. Threatening to throw away toys is normal. I'lol throw away anyone's toys right now, just test me.

Cue the race-baiting, preemptive attacks on anybody who might critique the article's premise.

TMZ reports

Randle attempted to steal a bottle of Gucci Guilty Black

I believe the one-hour deadline is related to security, not on-time performance.

What is it with Holocaust museum/concentration camp selfies? Why don't people just take pictures anymore? WITHOUT themselves in it?

I now love Danny Green. Just the fact that he'd bother to go, never mind offer a thoughtful apology for a bad caption. Cheers to Danny Green!

To be fair, when he works with the kids, he really puts their blood, sweat and tears into it.

My god, it looks EXACTLY like my dong, same size and everything!

maintain your "not rapey" brand by not being rapey!

Yep, was my first destination, but none of the definitions seems relevant here.

I have never felt so broken and out of shape as when I tried to "enjoy" a trampoline park.