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It's a bit generous to call a Dunkin' Donuts a donut shop, isn't it?

"This is, in fact, how sexist and racist ideologies work"

Oh, we already know how it works at Gawker, where it's totally cool to leave an unwanted male celebrity sex tape up on your site (Hulk Hogan) while decrying female nude picture leaks as the worst thing that's happened to humanity this century.

They should suspend him without pay.

I'm not defending Peterson, I'm defending spanking. As I said, leaving marks is is above and beyond what is necessary.

Wasn't looking for validation; just putting my thoughts out there. I get it too, but I never understood the whole "This hurts me more than you" deal until I came to that moment.

Please STFU. Every once in a while, a spanking is necessary. I've been lucky; my daughter is three and some change and I've never had to hit her until once, a few weeks ago. Sometimes, corporal punishment is needed and can be effective as long as you follow three rules:

"I've seen things."

Who cares? Seriously, I just wanna watch sports. Tired of the media leading some big social cause. Just talk sports and STFU! Deadspin, I'm talking to you!

It seems the % of NFL players charged with domestic violence is lower than the national average of arrests. If you extrapolate the amount of players listed here (56) into the # of NFL years played in Goodell's tenure (13,568) using the US population, you would get 1,295,952 arrests for DV. In 2012, there was

The guy's in a bulkhead, which means he already has more legroom than 95% of the people in coach. On top of that he's laying his seat all the way back into the lap of a person in the top 1% of leg length of all humans on the planet, and putting his feet on the walls for maximum dickishness. Just because something is

It's OK to recline when Greg Oden is sitting behind you, we all know he's not going to be using The Knee Defender™

I'm 6'4" and am such a pussy on flights more than 2 hours. I am humbled by Mr. Thabeet and now hang my head in shame.

As anyone who went to school in NC knows, the only real academic fraud in the state is a degree from ECU.

The NBA age limit is ridiculous, but how American-centric do you have to be to think that the NBA age limit means that no 18-year-olds can play pro basketball?

Support for the age limit, and its potential increase, is fueled by cultural assumptions about the mental capacities of black youth. There's no debate about teenagers entering professional golf, tennis, or hockey. No discussions about whether they should be forced to attend college so they can become upstanding adults

Pfft.

On the contrary, I expect to see this deployed around office buildings to keep unwanted people off the sidewalk as soon as it's made available to the private sector. Non-customers and homeless people can just step into the road.

My personal opinion: if it's too controversial to use on foreign enemies, we probably shouldn't use it on our own citizens.

It is medically necessary. But Manning is not any different than tons of other vets waiting for care. Many are waiting for treatment that is a matter of life or death.

Absolutely my favorite photos of Gaboure. That girl is cool.