So tomorrow there will be crystal clear images of her punching him twice. Also, grabbing his hog.

Selena: “Do you have a breath mint? It feels like a goat shit in my mouth.”
Taylor: “Where the fuck would I keep them in this dress? Up my ass?”
Selena: “Is that a no?”
Taylor: “They’re totally up there, but won’t improve anyone’s breath now.”

I’m betting they live in San Francisco and never need snow tires ever (except this one trip to Tahoe.)

I see you retired to chase your true passion. Heckling poop jokes on the internet.

That is why I shield myself from invasive tech by wearing a mask.

If everyone shat themselves then they probably appreciated the open window.

Open air passenger planes are the new hotness.

They chucked the hat out of a south-facing window of the head office.

You already tried this, brain trust.

Conaider away, brain trust.

Well I guess I’m starting one now.

Thanks for clicking and providing a completely pointless observation.

This is why I made sure my passport includes my nickname “Dookie Sunshine.”

That BMW 600 needs an R 18 engine. Maybe something other than tiny drum brakes while you’re at it.

It is moments like this where I learn that I just cannot stay mad at the internet.

The police chose to give chase through public street and around innocent people when other options (you know, actual police work) were clearly available and safer.

Yes. The Lyndon B. Johnson escape plan*.

Epstein avoided prison by using this one weird trick...

Because police can just as easily “chase” you with radios, surveillance and detective work that doesn’t endanger the general public.

Oh, that kind of flip. My mind went...