What in great Caesar’s butthole do you think you’re communicating here?

All of the data in the universe with the one noteworthy (not in a good way) exception of your stupid fucking comment up there supports that the Ford Taurus is not a small car.

Imagine looking that up just to prove that you think a Ford Taurus is a small vehicle.

Nobody likes a friday pedant.

...Equinoxes, Encores, and Escapes.

Elon isn’t going to fuck you.

Jalopnik aggregating an Autopian article has a real full-circle feeling about it.

Down a few frosty mugs of ice cold piss and all that discomfort just floats away.

That is the most ruined thing I have ever seen.

So anyway...

I would ask the Transport Ministry. I bet someone (generations of someones) was on the take.

You know who would have told them? Vegans.

Molson-Coors? Two great brands of carbonated piss have combined into the world’s worst voltron.

I really hope that his new car doesn’t turn out to be a werecar.

Lesson learned. Run from the cops in one of those door-ripping bobcats.

Attracting plant-based customers by using the phrase “plant-based” is objectively reasonable.

You’re a reasonable, level-headed commenter everywhere else in this family of websites until anything plant-based is mentioned. A topic you could easily avoid.

You went out of your way to misunderstand this product’s intentions in your first comment. The you word-saladed* the next one.

You’re smarter than this comment.

Eh, I’ve killed over less.