Dismissing my comment was a cowardly choice.

How do I get on the payroll like you? I’m more than happy to do what you’re doing if the pay is right.

You wasted your own time cataloging their SEO?

Nazi Germany’s Luftwaffle...

My teenage car had 85 horsepower. I hated it at the time, but credit my continued existence to that low power.

A Bewitched Dick transplant.

Carol and Rhodey are a thing in the comics.

Too short for a coffin.

I’ll send my aunt over. She’ll annoy the shit out of you.

I wonder how many people have been killed by standing at the dangerous location to assemble a memorial to the dangers of the dangerous area.

I have a big tv, full surround sound and a middle-aged bladder.

Go to rehab, elon. I bet you can afford a fancy one.

Yes, yes. The current business models cannot support a cash customer who shows up once every ten to twelve years. They certainly won’t pay for monthly subscriptions to use their own car. I understand that they were perfectly happy to trade the Pinto in for the Tercel for the Excel for the...there is a gap in the…

I read on this weird internet blog about how Ford had to shut down Maverick orders when they were overwhelmed because Americans don’t buy small trucks either.

Yes. Which manufacturer is currently making used Fits?

If Michael B. Jordan was wearing that sweater during the accident I will watch all of his movies.

My ex bought one the first month they hit the dealerships. She is still driving the damn thing.

You’re already steering this away from my point.

That looks like an I just dropped my lit cigarette and now it is burning my dick accident.

Now I have sugar on my dick.