...a 1993 Chevy Cavalier convertible...

I’m pretty sure the makers of The Bear submitted those performances for those categories.

Stoner Jesus is the Yang to Supply-Side Jesus’ Yin.

Hose it out. Good as new.

Not sure I’ve ever seen that Infiniti convertible in the wild. I only know it from Three Kings.

Every TV is lickable. All of them.

Dairy on dairy in the incorrect answer.

Santa Claus throws me some Tootsie Rolls from a fire truck and Drunky Claus hits me with a pickup.

I would have done that too but the judge told me to stop.

You gonna eat that?

Are you ignoring that she has been convicted of a violent crime and hasn’t even begun to serve her sentence? This isn’t a mistake from her past. It is her ongoing issue.

Jalopnik doesn’t moderate. They hand you the commenter the tools to moderate.

You handed a racist a megaphone, an apple crate to stand on and hours of freedom on your platform (he is still on your platform.)

I’ll come out and paint “black male animals” on the front door of your house. We will see how long you pretend not painting over it has value.

So you could fix this, but you think you have a valid reason not to do so?

Maybe dismiss the disgusting reply immediately under your comment. Or leave it there if that is your thing.

Murdering your potential customers is an ineffective sales technique. Even my local KIA dealer stopped doing that.

You do know that the judge isn’t ordering a fast food restaurant to hire her. She has to find a job.

No one will ever give a fuck about your gun-hump, gun hump.

I America like a muthafucker!