Mine felt solid as a rock up to the 120,000 miles or so I sold it at.

I’ll go get my roller skates.

That’s because Bristol was generally outdated crap that was overpriced and thus, produced in low volumes. They were for people who had lots of money, but had no idea of what a good (let alone great) car was.

Favorite car I ever owned was a 1991 Nissan Sentra SE-R.

I can steal a Porsche.

Who needs cargo space when you can haul ass? Mon dieu!

You’re right.

Is it possible he doesn’t know what he is doing?

See you tomorrow, Randy!

I know exactly what you’re saying. I know exactly what I am saying.

None of this fake cHaMpoIniNg CenSoRsHip horseshit is landing. Complete hogwash.

I do not firmly believe this. The answer to a heroin addiction isn’t slightly less heroin.

You are very smart.

I bet you really are this stupid.

Better?

Shitbags always think they’re the hero.

Are you sure it was an interesting observation? I’m pretty sure it was a stupid joke.

No shit.

The Queen Mother drank enough gin to float a battleship and she made it to 101.

[furiously searches for crucifix]