You’ve convinced me (to start drinking early.)

What Is The Best Car Made By A Brand You Can’t Stand?

It was entirely forgettable.

Pontiac failed entirely at building any actual excitement for generations. Then they made this on the way to the grave.

This is like all of the people who read/watched Fight Club and started a local fight club.

My 77 year old neighbor hates that the government is forcing him to buy something he doesn’t want (his words.)

Holy shit you weren’t joking!

Every potential business name should get a once over from a bunch of snotty teenagers.

Their mistake was assuming I only had the one.

Hybrids make ideal police vehicles. Especially for a maintenance department that is more aware than anyone just how fragile ecoboost engines can be.

I Miss Splinter as always displaying the absolute certainty of an imbecile.

The mean judge told me I wasn’t allowed to be a nippleologist anymore.

I hope he loses. I hope he falls is a vat of mule semen.

This is why news outlets use the word “alleged” when reporting on even the most obviously guilty parties.

Wow.

Now you’re never going to drive your precious little car again you ignorant old buzzard.

Will it fit a 4x8 sheet of plywood with all the rear seats removed? It better, because this turd could.

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That’ll teach him.