Good first impression: hold out the back of your hand for them to sniff, then when they are comfortable that you are not threatening, scratch them behind the ears and under the chin. From there you can move on to petting and, it goes without saying, heavy petting.

I don’t remember ever being abducted by aliens or angering an elderly witch. Let me think about that for a bit though.

Dear Savage Nobody,

Pizza!

One of the best storylines is when Max acts like a bear for the whole episode.

I thought that I was going to do a dry January but that didn’t happen. I also signed up for a January boot camp that I thought I was going to do but exercising is hard. I run and bike and the boot camp had a charity component to it and it came with a free neck gaiter so yay me!

Superman looks too much like Robbie Rotten to me.

Dear Savage Nobody,

Dear Savage Nobody,

Law of the West was fun. It seems so limited now but the chance to make choices was pretty innovative back in the day. I remember giving so much crap to the local doc about being a drunk that when I got shot once, the dialog had him stumble in, slur some lines about not being able to help me, then declaring me dead.…

Ninjas fighting dragon ninjas AND eye dongs?  If I was a woman, I’d be pretty moist right now.  Moist. 

Is it me or does Superman kind of look like Robbie Rotten?

Dear Savage Nobody,

It’s got Owen Wilson?  Oh wow, I mean damn.  That’s crazier than a road lizard. 

Maybe Vison wasn’t thoroughly dead. Maybe he was just mostly dead.

Finally the Fantastic Four done right.  First step: Give the Thing a pair of pants. 

Mario as Colonel Sanders?  No thank you.  Give me Reba McEntire as the Colonel any day. Rrrrow!

Dear Savage Nobody,

Which one is the mouse? 

Dear Savage Nobody,