Found the ep, Homer Loves Flanders!

I know Marge has gotten high before — there was one episode where she drank water out of the tap and then said “Oooh, the colors” while the curtains appeared to be melting. I can’t remember which episode that was. In any case, this was her first time trying marijuana, of course, which the camera didn’t actually show.

Dear Nobody,

Dear Savage Nobody,

Dear Savage Nobody,

Looks like he just has a son:

Dear Savage Nobody,

I say ya let me have him first!

Dear savage Nobody,

Dear Savage Nobody,

Dear Savage Nobody,

Hi Savage Nobody!

Hi savage Nobody.

...and how the show’s video submissions are sorted into broadcasts.

Hi Savage Nobody, first time caller long time listener.

Hell yeah “Just Say No” worked. Nancy Reagan was on Diff’rent Strokes pushing it and I totally didn’t do any drugs then.

Very true - I did the same thing. The Ramones have been my favorite band since I don’t know when but I’ve never been to a show.

Every time I see a Life Day reference, I just get so Itchy. 

I assume the twist is that she has a baboon heart and she’s Christian Slater’s long lost sister. 

Wait, I thought that the first rule of AV Club was don’t talk about AV Club.