If you fire a shotgun with bird shot in the air, the worst that could happen is it feels like pine needles raining down.

@phlavor: The NRA wouldn't defend this sort of action, they would criticize the man for owning and attempting to fire an automatic weapon without proper training and safety procedures.

@openfly: He ran the company more the way IBM is run, but apparently the Giz editors would rather have it run like Apple.

@Flowah: If I was a corporation, I would try and force people into the wireless only by claiming things like "maintenance costs are too high and it's too difficult to provide wired internet on such a large scale". Then I would control everything with an iron fist and pretty much turn internet into something for the…

@Smurfette's dropkick: The entire web is going that way, haven't you noticed? Maybe not, since it's a slow, gradual push to subscription based everything.

@bugarim: Well, they really will do it because all Apple sells quite a bit of media, and supporting other codecs cuts into their profits by discouraging users form getting media from outside iTunes.

@espinha: They can censor apps based on the fact that you don't have a right to publish anything you want, you are given the privilege of having your app placed in the app store. I don't like it either, but it's the way they do business.

@bojangles103: I know, we all love the Redundancy Department of Redundancy, but there also is such a thing as emphasis.

@Zool SD: If you're looking to save money, a 12 core isn't for you, especially a 12 core Mac.

@Dexomega: So, if I gave my girlfriend a gift it would make her a hooker?

I'd rather have a matte console than a glossy one.

@xair: They could sell it for 8 cents and make a profit.

It's the iPhone 5!!! With 4 extra bytes of Apple iMagicRAM, a built in, state of the art plastic ring with bleeding-edge "bumper technology", a new VoiceTime system where you don't have to look at people when you call them, and a new display dubbed iDef, to replace that old High Def thing.

@ImmaLion: Exactly.

@luisconceicao88: Well I guess you have to rename your city now.

Adding a parallel port just to do this is like cutting yourself just to learn how to apply a bandage.

Now they just need an argument over how to pronounce Wikipedia.

@lazaruspryor: ...

@das7002: Oh, I thought that was a bare-minimum cooling system for an AMD.

@Snafu77: No, because that's not what kitchen knives are primarily used for. But pretending this article is about how to use all these things for legal purposes is like writing an article bongs and vaporizers because they can be used for medicinal purposes.