My ex had one and I always turned it off.

I used a screwdriver to arc my starter solenoid to get the car running. Good times.

There’s a rendering plant out that way too.

It seems like a perfectly nice fuck bucket to me.

The drop down ads in the header make them so much worse to get through too. Every goddamn slide is obscured by them.

He looks like chopped ham.

It’s a great word and there’s no way those chuds should get to keep it.

Neal Brennan and Norman Lear are listed along Dave for writing that skit, I’m going to guess they had a lot to do with how funny it was.

That’s the same scenario I saw in our city, except the attorney in question was in a wheelchair himself. The local paper ran a series of articles about it and everyone slowly turned against him as they realized he was doing it for his own financial gain.

I knew it’s true because I saw it on a roadside sign

I’m not surprised someone from Brazil would be sensitive to Nazi references. 

This reminds me of the attorneys that go around suing small businesses for ADA violations. Ostensibly its to help disabled folks with access when all it really does is harm the business and line the lawyers pockets without any benefit to anyone else.

In closed environment like a factory it’s easier to skirt safety protections. I work for a mechanical contractor on large scale industrial projects and there are so many overlapping safety procedures that anything out of the norm would be noticed and addressed fairly quickly.

It may get literally drilled into them it seems.

My ex was an ER nurse and sent me this one evening:

I have a 2009 Venza and I love it.