HEY SUSAN! Blammo!

The main issue is money — even IF you forced this backlog to be looked at, there's not enough money to process them.

Read his Disqus history. It isn't private atm.

Everything is worth getting angry about. EVERYTHING IS IMPORTANT!!! AUGHHHH!

Really? Because he's 100% correct. Also I'm curious about how you'll negatively spin his last bit about "I hope to make a female-led action film."

Well, she gave the director just one day of shooting … so … it might be difficult, yes? But that would detract from the headline and the 4,000 comments. I am eagerly anticipating the "Women can't drive" joke where the jokester says "I was being ironic" but not before 4-5 people bicker and somehow it all turns into…

"Sammy, if I can get serious for a moment, this man — this man right here — he's a testament to his kind. A testament. [wipes away fake tear] and … well … HOW ARE YA???? HUH???? Guh huh heu huee!"

Yes

"The Koffing thing may or may not be real"

Well, even insane women who have a lot of cats can understand the BARELY subtextual meaning of "brown eye", eh?

Fax is better

Well she DID follow that up with

It is about an orgasm, haha. An orgasm via anal sex.

It's a hatesong. The entire point is to not know what you are talking about. In this case, calling the Temps a doo-wop band. :D

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That even children are generally good at discerning fantasy from reality?

Ah, yes, the "Well, sure I lost all four limbs, but at least no one is pouring salt into my open, bleeding wounds" argument. Brilliant.

Palmer, cut the shit. There's absolutely no need for this article other than to get people to scream and yell at each other and get the pageviews.

Bill Clinton says "What happens in Vegas…"

A;ready happened