Ahahahahaha

"I'm sure if they could have come up with a way to neutralize the suspect without a bomb."

Exactly. The police will now say "Gee that guy yelling at the clerk, fuck it, let's just blow him up and everyone else around him, that's what we want. No problem. I'll just stay a little later to do some paperwork."

Yes. Exactly. The police will start carrying robot buddies with them a la Metal Gear Solid 4. They will hunt down your grandmother because she forgot to make her annual donation to the local department. Poor old Joe Simpson down at the Gazette didn't write a fawning enough report of them, either, so he'll get blown to…

Yes, exactly. That's exactly what will happen. The police will go around bombing random suspects. 100%

Happened in reverse, too.

Yes, exactly, that's exactly what it means. Yep.

I just find it strange that gee, people are complex, and they can like two things that aren't even alike!

That's not what he's saying, and you know it, and you're being an asshole on purpose.

Every hatesong: "I should have done 1/10000000000th of a millisecond of research on this subject, but fuck it I'm right and I know what is "objectively terrible" because come on, we all know it is, right?"

Come on, this site loves to use that phrase.

Nah, you're objectively terrible.

It's a Hatesong. The whole idea is to completely misinterpret the song, shit on as many people as possible, all while smugly jerking yourself off.

Because people love to hate shit to make their own miserable, pointless existences feel worth it.

Stop talking sense.

Yep.

One part ego, one part asshole, one part I'm Never Wrong And Even if I'm Wrong Fuck You?

That's insane, and I'm insane. That's like saying this song sucks because it is about waterslide accidents because it was on at a waterpark when I slipped off of the ladder and broke my ankle.

Wouldn't be a hatesong without some dipshit not getting the point of the song, though…

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