I should have amended that — I would edit it, but no one sees edits and my comment will be buried anyway ..

What also scares the shit out of me is that I see a lot of people that would love to just handle everything in the court of public opinion. "Hey, you had a fair trial, you were considered innocent … BUT I KNOW YOU DID IT! And I'm going to ruin your life by any means necessary."

This whole case, top-to-bottom, including Serial, disgusts me to my core.

You're missing out on a lot of great Faith No More …

Yes, eating ice cream without pants on :/

Are you being serious?

In those old 1950s Sci-Fi movies, it was always the dorky scientists who are tinkering in the name of science and create 40 Ft. Praying Mantises. Then later one of them says "Don't kill it! It loves just like ussssssss." Said scientist is eaten by one of his creations, the military steps in with guns blazing, our…

Well, it broke my will to live, does that count?

"Ralph’s wrecking wreaks havoc on the Web—as only he can do."

I'm indifferent to sports. I feel that not having a strong love or hate for something is somehow elusive to most people, but why?

Trudeau always reminded me of Homer Simpson in Trash Of The Titans. Lots of schmarm, very popular … but watch out for the Tim Horton's creamer cups spewing out of hole 9, eh?

That was just gas

I think that would win third place on America's Funniest Home Videos.

No! You also need to be lazy, sassy, and voiced by a cast member of 70s SNL.

Not until he stops Dr Dinglepuss from unleashing his dastardly Frozen Cat Dick attack on Edmonton.

Mr. Dick, I'm less concerned about him being elected as I am about how he is shoehorned into "Cyclist Hits Fence" videos.

I'm just saying that every fucking article here has to mention Trump at least once. "Cat plays piano" will have a Trump reference.

Is it, though? Be light enough in body weight, strong enough in muscle mass in your arms … it LOOKS impressive, but if you are vaguely in this sort of shape, it isn't hard at all, ha!

"(Donald Trump’s Twitter people are probably getting ready to call out the fictional team for this abuse of power.)"

Well, it not only flew over my head, I also misread your post completely, ha!