What I mean is that there will be a cat in every lap and a car with a "who rescued who" sticker in every garage!

Why not vote for me? Free cats for everybody!

Mmmm, waffles.

Well, if you are one to write something like #3 to #6, yes you are most likely a moron who's contributed nothing to the discussion.

You can tell a lot about someone when they project their neuroses outward towards the world.

Will this be the next "controversial" M.E. article that is pulled?

Christ, if it was David Brooks, I'll never say that again. Oh god. I thought it was that vaguely liberal TEDTalk guy that became a conservative darling for a short bit of time.

I grew up with The Goonies and found it hard to watch, ha.

Terminal.

This isn't a professional publication, goodness no.

Perhaps I used the wrong example. What I mean is that if you hate Larry The Cable Guy, and every single person you come in contact with at work, home, online, etc hates him, you would logically be puzzled that he makes a decent living. And there are people that go to a Larry movie / stand-up night / etc that wonder…

I do hope so. I also hope that the number of Republicans who would vote for her over him is larger than the number of Democrats that will either not vote for vote for Trump out of spite.

I think it would have to be "Go sit on a knife" or "Go jump off a bridge" or something like that.

I guess it depends on the context. I don't want a 12 year old — no matter how many episodes of Nickelodeon's Matlock Jr. he's watched — to defend me in court!

Accidentally, eh??? Why I oughtta!

I sure hope so, ha! I have Facebook for people who have no other presence and are out of state, and their friends-of-friends post non-stop about this.

:( Um, but your …. username … ?

Hey, it would be better than Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning, right?

It follows because people there kept saying "We're fine, we're fine, we're fine, we're fine" the entire time. "Trump will bow out today" then "No way Trump will make it past this week" to "No way Trump will be at a debate" to "No way people will get excited about his performance at this debate" to "No way he'll be in…

Bee and Winstead never ever thought comedy came first ahead of activism. I'm not arguing the merit in this, but please do not be surprised by this.