Oh, the official German subs for éX-Driver are hilariously bad, too.

I once spotted a Platoon mowing the lawn in front of the barracks in my hometown... with two - yes, two - scythes.

I suggest copying this one (which is an hommage to a Berlin Wall classic)

Oh, you know you want to HACK THE PLANET!

I guess many of us readers feel the same.

I would say that it is a label they really like to give themselves, mostly because of the rebellious attitude attached with it. It certainly is how the weird part of the internet sees the site (although they probably call them feminazis).

Has anyone seen Jezebel’s absolutely GOLDEN new header?

NOW it is worthless?

In a similar vein, please tell Hollywood and big TV to either cast (native) German speakers or have one check phrases used by a character checked by one or don’t do it at all.

The myth of the “clean” Wehrmacht is a myth. As is the "we didn't know anything".

Correction: Notifications now show up, but it seems to be among the very last site elements loading up.

Can the next GizMedia overlords let us drop Kinja in disgust?

Are there not Let's Plays of CoD or people streaming MP?

Does the person on the left in your pic there really have a tattoo of themselves as Jesus on their chest?

I like how they told you - who is on their way to getting a PhD in neurobiology - to “educate yourself”, because they read a book.

I hope you kicked him in the balls. What an asshole.

The poll you quoted even made the news here, so...

Jezebel is just jelly that these kids can spell better than them.

Corrections: It’s kinda like waffles or cackers, not a slurry. And only Soylent Green is made of people. Soylent Yellow and Soylent Red aren’t, but they’re far less tasty and nutritious.