One EARLY morning when I was very sick a couple of years ago, I heard a great rummaging on the stairs. And then rumpling in my neighbor’s flat.

In honor of J. Edgar Hoover?

The emojis really sell this. :)

The Jared Corey Kushner Murders.

Holy fuck, my Alanis Morissette Iron-y-tron™ just exploded.

I mean, with US history, I’m not entirely unconvinced that this isn’t partly a return of old shenanigans, on top of the issues Venezuela is facing.

The Onion is in a pretty bad state, because if reality is satire, satire is dead.

Isn't she used to dog killing, or am I getting some assholes mixed up?

Vee luv reeding ze menuals. Vhat cen I say?

I mean, there’s a plowing competition in Germany, and forklift competitions, so why not as an eSport?

I just had it recommended on Steam and instantly went to my wishlist on the #1 spot.

I hope they switch off the god damned autoplay videos, too, while they’re at it.

I don’t know for certain, but their techniques are similar.

I mean tomayto, tomahto...

Beware of the Dwaynes’ multi account madness, though.

I have parody version of Because I Got High featuring several British PMs (latest was Blair).

Play more. In short sessions, at first.

Home of Neumarkter Lammsbräu, one of the first ecological breweries... in the wuuuurrrrrrrld (since 1986, but it was founded in the 17th century).

You (not you you, the general you) never catch your own mistakes, at least not until considerable time has passed between writing and proof reading.