That’s a different cat, though.

Heck, I'm not even a parent and think hangovers aren't worth it.

Christmas trees weren’t even a Christian thing back then arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!

The morgue? ;)

Could the kinja devs please roll back the latest changes to comments that broke the system?

Netflix somehow has to fill the hole all the cancelled Marvel shows leave. And he Expanse (it was on Netflix here in Germany).

At least it has no autoplay videos!

I’ll stick to playing the lotto, then?

53 is the number.

I’m just happy Cardi B. and Nicki Minaj aren’t on the list.

This nearly brought tears to MY eyes.

Cars with racetrack stickers (mostly the Ring here) on them. Also any used BMW, especially Ms. They’ve all been hooned, probably crashed more than once and need all the stuff done that has been modified.

I’m so glad I missed that euphemism. Well, I was.

Pollonium-infused sprinkles are a thing in certain circles.

STATES RIGHTS!!!1111oneoneelevenone

Ah, The Flying Guillotine. A classic.

It’s all plastic tarp in his single kill room loft.

Way to bury the lede. You have copy editors at GMG again!?

No.

As I said above (sorry, read your comment too late), try Sdorica. :)