Who of us hasn’t drafted Adam Morrison third overall?

Obama still tops Jordan with his burn.

Can’t wait to see him in the finals against another NBA player’s son, Bogues Bogues.

All I think about is training. I want to train so hard that police have to arrest me when I lift weights because when I lift them I throw them into space and that is theft or at least destruction of property in many many states but my defense attorney also trains extremely hard so I usually get out of the charges and…

When I was a car dealer, I had the sister car to this as my demo for a few months one summer, a Pontiac Sunbird convertible, albeit with the 2.0l turbo engine. I LOVED that car. Dog dick red. Same gray interior (and it is soft). It ran and drove great, especially compared to most of the late-80's and early-90's iron…

Had an 92 RS from new...mechanically never gave me any issues, but then the rust started on the bottoms of the doors until one day, the outer skin of the passenger door split from the door frame and the door refused to latch...so I closed it with self tapping screws until I had time to buy a new car. I then gave it…

OK.. this is NOT Comcast.. it’s a subcontractor with the comcast logo on the side - jeez.

Will it obligatory?

A Suzuki Sidekick and a salvage-titled, high-mileage Mini? At $6k, it’s more like you’re getting one car for the price of both.

Free Inner-Ear Checkup From an Area Otolaryngologist When Austin Rivers Wobbles and Falls Over Like a Gangling Fawn Night

He caught lightning in a Bortle with that one.

In Russia, Felicia says bye to YOU.

More like Skoda Fellacio, amiright?

Netflix and Kill

I like low-hanging fruit and you keep providing it, you know?

Connor should spend less time worrying about his parents vacation plans and more time on personal hygiene, those finger nails are disgusting.

My phone’s breath smells like phone food.

Enjoy the Peugeot 205 “Multi”, rally version.

Mets Social Media Intern: So what kind of picture do we want? We can go with Tebow playing football, swinging a bat, accepting the Heisman, a lot of good choices here.