I have been contemplating planting a poison garden for a long time now. Maybe now is the time to do it, starting with a huge patch of pennyroyal.

“Aides confer in the dark because they cannot figure out how to operate the light switches in the cabinet room.”

I am hoping that before they left, the Obama’s installed in the White House three animatronic ghosts programmed to visit Trump on Christmas Eve.

So it never occurred to anyone to ask the White House staff how to turn on the lights?

Oh, don’t worry, that won’t happen. You’ll still see Trump’s face on the new currency he’ll print.

Poor Tiffany, even when she is standing right in front of her dad he will do everything he can to ignore her...