replying to the grey...

Unless you’ve surveyed every employee of the particular store at which you are shopping to confirm that they all “enjoy rallying up the carts” and believe it to be “easy, soothing work,” you are an asshole if you don’t put back your cart. I can’t even believe that you would try to both sides something as dumb and…

Someone who has been detained for trying to smuggle Viagra into the country without a prescription should be more circumspect in attacking other people for their sexual histories. Limbaugh, like the rest of the GOP, is scared, and when he’s scared he goes to the same old racism and sexism that has always worked for…

Right, all we had to do was shut down, I mean seriously shut down, not this halfway slow down crap, for four to five weeks and we’d be like France, Italy, New Zealand, etc. Our economy would be at 95 percent instead of 65 percent (since that’s all lots of people seem to care about). We’d have some flare ups, but…

“American car journalist discomfited by sexual trace evidence disclosing strange erotic sessions with Chinese vehicle; color-discriminant restraining fabric strips were employed in unspecified manner”

This! every single article!! The sheer concern for Torch by Booker is astounding!

Can’t wait to see how this translates in the Chinese press.

Greetings fellow pessimist. It is frustrating to watch my fellow countrymen’s continually-unfounded optimism regarding the coronavirus. As if it’s going to just go away, when we haven’t done even a fraction of the things necessary for that to happen. As if wishing made it so.

Well an intelligent and compassionate government would put laws in place to make sure people are paid and business can stay closed long term until the virus is mitigated.

Oh I will cry and complain because I am a baby.

I’ve been going to the movies since the age of six and the theatrical experience has been one of the most basic, joyful things in my life. I had the great fortune of going to college during the height of the film guild era and, for years, went to the movies two to three, sometimes four, nights a week. I love the…

This. It’s kind of wild to see a bunch of folks on the left wildly cheering for George Conway just because he’s anti-Trump. Don’t get me wrong: I love the trolling coming out of Project Lincoln as much as the next socialist, but like, let’s not forget that the people pushing that would happily repeal gay marriage,…

I know how he feels. I constantly post opinions like “Raisin Bran #1 cereal” when in actuality that is not my position.

“The phrase I posted does not reflect my personal views at all,”

But then I have to find something else to racist on, and I already started on this one...

EVERYBODY SHUT UP FOR A SECOND, THE GUY THAT WROTE AND PERFORMED A SONG CALLED “FUCK YOU” HAS SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT CODED SUBTLETY IN MUSIC

So will Mike Pence be able to share a debate stage with another woman? Will he need mother’s permission? A chaperone? WILL HE RESIGN!!!

I think when you tell people you were an engineer for a major American auto company, people assume you must be old because they haven’t done any engineering since the early 70's! Hey-o!