Well an intelligent and compassionate government would put laws in place to make sure people are paid and business can stay closed long term until the virus is mitigated.

Oh I will cry and complain because I am a baby.

I’ve been going to the movies since the age of six and the theatrical experience has been one of the most basic, joyful things in my life. I had the great fortune of going to college during the height of the film guild era and, for years, went to the movies two to three, sometimes four, nights a week. I love the…

This. It’s kind of wild to see a bunch of folks on the left wildly cheering for George Conway just because he’s anti-Trump. Don’t get me wrong: I love the trolling coming out of Project Lincoln as much as the next socialist, but like, let’s not forget that the people pushing that would happily repeal gay marriage,…

I know how he feels. I constantly post opinions like “Raisin Bran #1 cereal” when in actuality that is not my position.

“The phrase I posted does not reflect my personal views at all,”

But then I have to find something else to racist on, and I already started on this one...

EVERYBODY SHUT UP FOR A SECOND, THE GUY THAT WROTE AND PERFORMED A SONG CALLED “FUCK YOU” HAS SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT CODED SUBTLETY IN MUSIC

So will Mike Pence be able to share a debate stage with another woman? Will he need mother’s permission? A chaperone? WILL HE RESIGN!!!

Wash your hands

As a person with a disability, he may want to reconsider his whole stance on wanting to be more like ancient Greeks and/or Romans.

If he’s a real estate developer after purchasing a single foreclosed property, then I must be a dealership because I sold my old car a couple of weeks ago.

I don’t live in his potential district but I am on the very edge, my neighbor across the street is in his district, so I see the ads and stuff for him and it always cracks me up. He’s this baby-faced kid in a bulletproof vest holding his rifle with one of the WASP-iest names I’ve ever heard talking about stopping…

“sets a dangerous precedent,” because it leads to a “victimhood mentality.”

“We need to be more like the Greeks and the Romans!”

Congrats, Madison. You’re 24 and already an Old White Guy. Except maybe you yell “Hey get off my lawn...bro!” Another grifter mouthing the same old cliches to same lumpen clods who are afraid of anything that isn’t them. 

But Mount Rushmore is granite and not ochre so the colour would be wrong. Maybe try carving his face into a pumpkin instead. Then throwing it away. 

I think when you tell people you were an engineer for a major American auto company, people assume you must be old because they haven’t done any engineering since the early 70's! Hey-o!

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Buy another?

Alaska is getting ready to gear up the in-person schools even as Anchorage, in effect our capitol and literally our largest city, just locked down for 4 weeks minimum. One of my kid’s educators admitted that the higher-ups have been having virtual meetings with the teachers...to tell those teachers, via a screen, that…