She got to have some teenage "adventure" (murder), and then run back home to play the victim and begin to build a suburban, married life. Must be nice.

Cholo/a is not "Latino" thing. It is inappropriate to say that— it originated with Mexican Americans in the 1970's in California. Mex-Ams used it to refer to other Mexican-Americans who flaunted an affiliation with gangs and enjoyed a certain distinct gang aesthethic. This look is most prominent in California but…

It's me. I'm taking this one for the team. The title of Biggest Whore belongs to me and my line in perpetuity. Thus ends all debate forever of who is a bigger whore.

Respectfully

Right Honorable Agent Tremble, Biggest Whore

the Food Babe Presents:

I'm so sorry that, even as adults, some of us are still able to appreciate and respect the things that brought us joy as children, Kara.

I wish there was a way that I could prominently display this GIF every time my step-mother-in-law tells me how gluten and caffeine are bad and eastern medicine is good.

Saying that woman who likes to go out and have sex (which is what I assume she means when she says "be naughty") in any way deserve to be raped is as stupid as saying that anyone who likes to go shopping and spend a lot of money deserves to be robbed.

This makes me want to bottle-feed my future baby.

I think this is fanfic from one of the dudes that were so sorry that they had abortions.

It's ok, In 2 years, she'll have a Mommy blog about her snowflake child who can't process the complex sugars in refined carbohydrates and is allergic to the colour red.

This woman is the type of mother that makes me hate mothers.

This is NOT ok.

Oh I agree that not all doctors are awesome, but the naturalistic fallacy drives me bonkers. And so few of these "treatments" are legitimately studied.

Ask about natural remedies.

Someone should tell that dude about microsoft paint.

"I could go iron now. For days. I love to iron."

"Who's a cute little taquito? YOU are! YOU are! Awwww...."

And I remember when they were called 'flautas'. The proper Mexican taqueria nearby calls them rolled tacos, and they are served up with Crema Mexicana and decent guac. The calorie difference between low fat sour cream and the real thing is negligible, unless you are scarfing down buckets of the stuff. And as far as…

Ah ok. I didn't realize Gawker Media was running so low on bandwidth they had to start rationing letters 6 at a time.

If diminished productivity is the downside of remaining childless, I accept.