They probably have post-it notes with passwords stuck to them.

And to further add on - even if you do upgrade your wrench in this metaphor, it doesn’t in any way change the process you are trying to complete which is changing the oil. To the end user their oil is still changed. They may notice something different such as lower (or higher) price or that it took less time but the…

Oh hippo you so stupid, you should have said king’s night opening plus king’s night opening.

The Tyler Florence Carbonara is good, but you haven’t lived (and probably died like an hour later from clogged arteries) until you had the Anne Burrell version.

Despite Nathan Peterson being the number one story of this season I have no idea what he looks like. 

Did someone say gumbo? I’ll bring the okra.
-Fred Smoot

If the administration uses this doctored video as proof for the need to revoke his press credentials can’t he sue them for hurting his livelihood?

Well that escalated quickly.

Last year’s was like 3x worse. 

I agree, awareness of the joke makes it less funny for some reason.

With that many good picks available perhaps they could get the next Khalil Mack! If even 1 of these 3 picks land this should still be a considered a giant travesty and it should all be burned to the ground anyway.

Tom Cable is an asshole. Am I doing this right?

As a Brewers fan surrounded by nothing but Twins fans I will do the noble thing and root for the Brewers. They aren’t really rivals, but it will still make them sad and that makes me happy.

Heh, I love my performance art one man stage act I do.

This was great, especially about asking about hoppy beers which extends to just about any single beer aspect. But what I really need is a guide like this for wine. Asking for a red at a wine bar seems impossible.

This is perfect.

This series should just basically be whoever screwed over the most survivor pools.

so how about an update?

Aikman just said the Baker Mayfield era has begun so I imagine he will die of a collapsed skull any minute now!

Denis Leary may be crazy, but last I checked he is no con.
http://www.allthatsfab.com/articles/entertainment/denis-leary-has-theory-how-democrats-can-take-white-house