I assumed that Drew got butter sandwiches because he is from the midwest. Pretty much every lutheran I know gets ham butter sandwiches from the church basement or during a funeral.
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After someone set off the fire alarm like 9 times in 5 days they banned popcorn from my office too. Instead they got a proper popper and started selling it for like a quarter a bag. Good compromise.
The guy in the middle (and potential Dolphins QB) is posed like a Rubens portrait.
so where do I find the full version of Spanish Dracula?
I’m having a lot of trouble figuring out which old rich white billionaire is oppressing people these days. I’ll just assume they all suck.
Wait, doesn’t that mean that horses fuck him? What would Mother think?!
I do at least one thing every day to combat white supremacy - I don’t talk to my racist ass dad. I feel bad for my kids because they only have two grandparents and only get to ever see one of them. I know this is the right thing to do.
Aaron Judge is the hero we need.
Serious question. Was this obvious political grandstanding tax payer funded?
I was delivering pizza to the shittiest motel in town and this guy comes to the door and gives me a $20. I grab my cash bag and he snatched it out my hands and closed the door. I’m standing there not sure what to do and he opens the door back up and says wouldn’t that be fucked up if I really robbed you and gave me my…
Had a similar incident with two 20 somethings who were playing dress up with each other. They invited me in to play dress up too. I got the hell out of there as it had more of a Silence of the Lambs vibe then a Dear Penthouse vibe. Good tip though if I remember right.
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I was so confused at first. Is was thinking is that Spanish?
This dumb sign is where I live. So clearly some people don’t think 73 is the number.
Holy shit, I had no idea he sounded like this. I only clicked the video because of your comment
Isosceles what you did there.
I wonder if Alex Jones sold him that bottle of water.
If they really wanted to punish him, they should have forced hit to take the next 5 starts instead.
Uhh, where does the mouse go? The keyboard barely fits on that tray.
Uhh, where does the mouse go? The keyboard barely fits on that tray.