Oh shit, no wonder I’m grey.

Up next on Deadspin, The Best BBQ sides to stick your dick into:

It has the word cock and the word tail right in it. I’m not actually sure where I was going with this.

I saw this for the first time ever on a long haul flight to Mumbai. At first I thought the guy was just some weirdo but after all the attention he got from the crew I’m now a believer. I’ll be returning again this fall and I’ll have candy with me for all the legs.

a man can make himself what he chooses to be, obstacles be damned, so long as he believes he can.

I read that as tentacles be damned and it still made perfect sense.

I seriously read that as 4tb external sleepware.

I seriously read that as 4tb external sleepware.

I love I’m Alan Partridge

Damn, that’s cold

I made these for my kids tonight. One loves grilled cheese and the other is rather meh about it. The grilled cheese lover ate it up and the meh one was rather meh about it. I thought it was ok. Looks really good though. Almost like a really white trash version of a white trash mozzarella stick.

This really is the best day ever. Can we do this every Friday? Side note, my boss probably would prefer you did not do this every Friday.

I wish he was the mayor of Kinja instead so he could ungrey me. =(

Cars I’ve owned in order.
See if you can figure out when I became a parent and when I became a grown up parent. That said I would like an old pickup truck again.
1. Volvo station wagon
2. Camaro
3. B2600 mid 80s?
4. Celica
5. CRV
6. Sienna

As a now “old” person that used to snow board all the time I agree that this this is scary. When I was her age my idea of a difficult run was just making it down the damn mountain without falling down. This makes everything I used to do for fun look silly.

I’ll have to check out Octonauts. I have a three year old that loves Super Why which is fine I guess but there are only two seasons on Netflix and it is starting to get old. There should be a list of tolerable shows for kids that doesn’t turn them into monsters.

Also intentional walks are down because they are dumb.

Counterpoint:

How about Skyrim with the Frostfall mod?

Oh wow, great eyes. I didn’t even catch that. Makes the whole thing even more epic.

As a former delivery driver in the snow belt I loved working during blizzards. I used to drive an old Mazda 4wd that got around in the snow just fine unlike any of my coworkers. I got much more work and tips were typically about double or triple of what they usually were.

You bring bacon with you while you play? Brilliant!