Eats the cookies. Avoids the salad.

EU4! got to collect all those achievements!

Many years ago I had a job planting trees for a landscaping company that had a huge government contract. The trees routinely didn’t show up on time so I spent quite a bit of time napping in the back of a trailer full of mulch. I was often woken up so we could break for lunch. Does that count as napping on the job?

I’m no Vikings fan but I legitimately feel bad for Walsh. His whole team failed for most of the game but the only thing people will remember is his missed kick. AP is even trying to take the blame (first time for everything!) but most fans will demonize Walsh.

I have more than 1000 hours of gameplay in CK2 and I still don't think I fully understand it. Every time I watch an Arumba video on youtube I'm finding out things about the game that I didn't know.

I think deadspin should hire Jim Tomsula.

That is truly hideous.

Not sure if this counts but I’ll give it a go.
First some backstory:
Back when I was in college I was living in the upstairs of a rented house with a few friends. This house was fondly called “The crack house”. It was disgusting and we had repeated calls to the health department on us....

Wouldn’t it be great if he did this at each arena on his way out. A greatest hits tour but he doesn’t actually hit anything.

I read that as Drew you madam. It changes the meaning but I’m not sure how.

At the pizza place I delivered for in high school you got a free personal pizza when your shift ended. But if you made it yourself no one cared how big the pizza was. Naturally I learned how to make my own pizzas which were as big as manhole covers. There should have been lots of leftovers but with my high school…

This is in my shitty home town of Grand Forks.

I once delivered pizza to two possibly attractive young women who were playing dress up with each other. One was dressed like a football player with shoulder pads and the other one kinda looked like Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs while he is dancing around in that robe thing.

I didn’t know Emmitt Smith was a lawyer.

It’s not your fault. But seriously every time I see MRA I think of MRSA. I prefer the latter.

Hot take: I don’t read the greatest moments in poop history story anymore. Tomsula’s lifehack of the week made me laugh out loud however.

I like how he refers to tolerance as a “virtue” but then says it’s bad. I don’t think he knows what a virtue is.

Well never mind. This mod makes CK2 crash to desktop. Instead of troubleshooting it I’ll go play some kingdom.

My pile of shame is the many, many games I’ve bought but have never played. I would pour out some liquor for those sad games but I drank all of it.

For EU4 the tutorial is called ddrjake on youtube. For CK2 maybe try arumba?