sounds like you dodged a bullet there. yiiiikes.

well, that was upsetting. :(

their faces are soo incredibly punchable.

cool analysis of someone you’ve never met. “she looks like she was molested to me.” even if she was, it’s none of your or any of our business. plus, wtf does that have to do with anything regarding this custody battle?? sincerely not understanding where you are coming from. 

probs because trump can’t read:

ohhhh myyyyy gawwwwwwd <3

ew. no.

frown forever.

Hand raised, but I’m way less diplomatic about it. my creepy ass uncle is in no doubt about how I loath him. Doesn’t stop him from trying to get grabby/ kissy. Also, my mom, sisters, and aunt and I all have a pact to never leave each other alone with him. 

I think Nas finished his supply, but that Freddy didn’t have any left either because it came from the mother of that kid who killed himself. Dead kid = no more vaginally smuggled drugs. And yes, I thought opiates too.

wert the ferk?

roman holiday was gregory peck (swoon) nooooot cooper (meh).

I mean, this might be another blue dress thing, but those cheetos are clearly flaming. That cheeto dust is clearly RED! What is happening? What is color? How?

That’s awesome!

This is excellent punning. Top marks.

Hmm, I didn’t think bwheelah was giving reasons for getting an abortion so much as qualifying why it was a traumatic experience (when not all women have that same experience), and underlining how meaningful it was to her that the staff was so professional. Or, at least, that’s how I read it.... :)

mmmm. Sorry, couldn’t hear you over the sound of drool pouring from my face.

malcom in the middle!

I think Apple Chancery?