Does that header image get anyone else going?

I've had better…but not many.

*freebases*

OHMY!

Now whats a lady gotta do to see the inside of that van of yours.

Frankly Creeper, I don't give a damn. Now kiss me you fool.

My name is Talky Tina, and I love you.

So, you're saying I can get neighborhood kids to do my work for me? Sure it would free up some time, but I take pride in my work.

We don't all look alike.

It's our default setting.

Makes sense to me.

*stares blankly*

You misspelled erotic.

This is my shit.

*gets ready to comment, looks closer at forever1267s profile, realizes he's alright, goes back to staring blankly and waiting*

Hi Friend!

You rang?

My name is Talky Tina, and I couldn't quite hear you. Would you please come upstairs so we can talk about this?

My name is Talky Tina, and I'd like to have a word with you.

*stares blankly*