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Talky Tina
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My name is Talky Tina, and I don't think I like you.

WE'RE ALL FRIENDS HERE AT THE A.V. CLUB!
Come on in, and I'll show you around, be mindful of the stairs.

Thanks boo. LOVE the axe!

I'm sure I could fit you in *goes back to digging graves*

I know, right! You're much better off with a Talky Tina doll. My name is Talky Tina, and I want to be your forever friend. Please Mr. Sheltie, won't you come play?

I got your wide release right here *brandishes knife*

My name is Talky Tina, and Annabelle best stay the fuck outta my territory.

My name is Talky Tina, and I want to play…
*pulls piano wire taught*

My name is Talky Tina, and I'm pretty sure you're on the wrong site.

My name is Talky Tina, and I want to THANK YOU for telling US how to use drugs responsibly…Fuck outta here kid.

My name is Talky Tina, and I think its time you went back to where you came from.

My name is Talky Tina, and I think you'll like it here.

Eh, its a livin'

My name is Talky Tina, and I'd suggest you forget all you think you know about the Lizard People.

My name is Talky Tina, and I'll gladly keep you company while you're stuck at home all by your lonesome.

My name is Talky Tina, and I think I'm going to enjoy this
*lights blowtorch*

Don't worry, I got this.

My name is Talky Tina, and I don't think you're very funny.

My name is Talky Tina, and you'd better be nice to Scrawler.

*stares blankly, waits patiently for everyone to leave except Hartiganaid, luckily time is all Talky Tina has*