Very cool. How do people just learn opera? Mind blown.

Hahahahahahahano. *sips wine*

fifty-two seconds. I lasted fifty-two seconds. I am both proud of myself and repulsed by my non-action in those fifty-two seconds.

This is why I love Jezebel. Truly.

Americans are prudes.

Late to the party and sadly gray, but here goes nothing.

Wait, how do you know he’s pumpkin-flavored? Did you lick Trump?

Ah the dreams I had when I was pregnant...

We don’t actually get mad if you don’t know the difference between Holland and the Netherlands. And I’m pretty sure it’s just called Holland’s Next Top Model because it sounds cooler than “The Netherlands’ Next Top Model”. ;-)