Deadspin commenters can see the future:

“Mr Chinn, we received your letter of recommendation in which you describe Destini as a ‘one of my best girls.’ Could you elaborate?”

Your answer is informative, helpful, and non-judgmental. I hate it and I hate you, too.

This is bullshit. No one was getting on Brett Favre’s case when he was a KGB supporter while in Green Bay.

This is kind of like the opposite of the Cowboys this week, where the GM had to keep Greg Hardy from cutting a coach.

“... the only difference between him and a Republican is that he says he’s not one.”

Me when I saw a positive wwe article on Jez:

Sasha Banks is a wrestling genius. She’s one of the top five workers in the company, has an exceptional grasp on how to pace a match WWE-style, and besides Owens is probably the best heel in the company. She made a little girl cry by taking her headband and beating up her hero...that’s a solid kayfabe villain right…

I’m not always confident. Just tired. Black women influence pop culture so much but are rarely rewarded for it.

The story is obviously fake. The Browns don’t even have 3 NFL starters on offense.

I just walked 34 feet down the hallway at work, untouched. I think I can play RB for the Eagles.