Will the cop have tacos?

Olny trhee precnet of poelpe cna raed tihs. If Yuo cna raed tihs, lkie nad shrae, becuase yuo aer raelly spceial. Dno’t yuo wnat ranodm inetrnet strnagers to konw hwo spiceal yuo aer?

I was sure that you were kidding with this. Then I Googled it. You were not...

Title of that press release:

Prevent auto accidents by not crashing!

Think about little kids, who are basically tiny drunks. They do things we think are stupid all day long.

I thought they solved the problem of people watching Top Gear illegally by firing Clarkson and hiring Chris Evans.

More vintage racing photos from Laguna Seca? You’re welcome.

Make an argument - not an ad hominem.

i’ll make my own way there, thanks.

An AMC Javelin puts in work at Laguna Seca.

Glad somebody’s grabbed the low hanging fruit.

And that’s why you go to the Monterey Motorsports Reunion!

Please do not use “retard” for pretty much anything. It really derides people with special needs, a segment of the population which takes a significant amount of abuse.

I am insulted.

Hey can you help me with mine?

They would love to get out of their parents basements if they could afford a house in the economy baby boomers fucking destroyed.

As an owner I was subjected to so many LL jokes, I can honestly say I already know the struggle of a DeLorean owner without ever having had one...

The internet truly is a gift that gives with one hand while trying to punch you in the nuts with the other.