Cant muffle my laughter.

He probably found it too exhausting.

The Infiniti M37 and M56 had a feature built into the climate control to simulate a “forest breeze”. I guarantee you 99% of people who own one of these don’t even know about this feature.

Ford WHY ARE YOU YELLING?!

Do I need an orange-over-black Hakosuka Skyline GT-R in my life? No. Very technically, I can survive without it. A sad, hollow survival, but survival nonetheless.

And people say ‘80s cars are ugly.

I just want to know how you fly one airport, let alone nine.

So what you’re saying is that all four Jalopnik editors told you to Chevette?

I think the fuel is to blame.

Oh good: a bathroom for normal men and Vaders.

Those rubber US bumpers probably saved tens of thousands on the Ferrari repair bill. It *nearly* looks like it will actually “buff right out.”™

The massive us-spec bumpers have saved my w115 from innumerable impacts over the last 40 years.

Oh no!

Holy crap. I’m impressed.

Right here, just outside the car! (tires screech as car peels out, and away)

No, that name ROCKS.

There’s a new restaurant here in the Dallas area that does this essentially: Bread Zeppelin. http://breadzeppelinsalads.com/ They’re pretty awesome.

Are they bringing back the Phantom Corsair?