1) This dumb election has made every single politically minded person lose their minds and I can’t wait until it’s over

I can’t wait to start binge-watching this! Titus is in a relationship? Tell me it’s with that hunky construction worker from season 1!

Cholula? How bougey.

Except his teams win.

“Ecto Cooler ? Just water for me, thanks.” - Jonathan Toews

Toews is JJ Watt without all the sanctimonious douchebro tweets about it.

I hope you have a good reason to be so well versed in AS Roma U-12 soccer players.

This has been my recent favorite, because i got them heavy boobs, heavy boobs, heavy boobs.

“Remember, you can’t depict a married couple sharing a single bed, but its the height of wholesomeness for a man to bare-hand paddle a woman’s ass.”

Yes. You get to take the helmet home!