Dear Entire Town of Dearborn, Kansas,

I really liked this piece — I think it does a good job of bringing out some nuances around trying to be a good, diligent partner. That said, I really need to point out some trends in the comments section that are representative of what happens in every comments section on the topic of sexual behavior.

If the picture on west elm is to be believed, that marble raven box is to store your Hot Tamales in.

Having your DMV picture laughed at is part of the American experience. Stop being a terrorist.

Not ashamed to admit me too. Tho I would not look like that in it. Fuck it.

I don’t have the $$$ for this, but I kind of really want it.

The earrings are actually viking weapons, and I will not be told any different.

Reactive Oxygen Species (ROS) - which includes so-called “free radicals” - are actually one of the ways cells trigger/signal apoptosis in response to cellular stress (particularly radiation, like the kind found in radiation treatment for cancer) or critical DNA damage, aka mutations, aka things that may cause a cell…

Sometimes it is super funny to be a guy on Jezzie. I actually clicked on this article to find out what the hell “melting cleanser” is and how it could possibly be safe to use on or near the human body. If the word melting is not immediately followed by the word snow, cheese or chocolate I have to assume it is toxic…

Beyond this being dangerous for actual victims of domestic abuse, I think it’s kind of self-congratulatory and gross to think that just taking part in a viral campaign is in any way doing any real good. Donate money, volunteer somewhere, but making a status update or tweet in instagram post does nothing but make the…

At size 11.5, the chances that I will find cool footwear that fit while thrifting, or even shopping new, are vanishingly small...

Like this, Jenny? We’ve seen it.

“It breaks my heart that it’s the end of an era and in solidarity, I will be wearing my panties at half-mast.”

I thought that Jenny McCarthy ALWAYS wore her panties at half mast.

Unfortunately at my age (55), I would just look like I hadn’t bought clothes since my 20s and had a very large number of cats at home. On someone younger, with winged eyeliner and red lips—

This story is bullshit, and the actions of her “friend” were bullshit, too. Here is some inspiration for all the working moms from the Italian MEP Licia Ronzulli.

If only I were a size nothing. I would thrift shop all day!