I love her glasses. Wish I could make those work for me.

Get yourself up to Seattle, bitch. I share with everyone.

I’m gonna go smoke - maybe this will make sense then?

G&T, you have lots of fans here. You’re smart and funny. This shit is beneath you.

I got 3/10. They were the ones I didn’t have to guess Trump, Hathaway and Kiele Sanchez (because I watched The Glades). Apparently I should be embarrassed. I’m just old dammit.

All these women must have long, elegant fingers because my short stubby ones couldn’t carry even a 1 carat ring off. (like I’m ever going to get offered one)

Ah, you feel my pain - that tee sounds fantastic! You find the perfect top and can’t wear the damned thing more than once. Prices keep going up & the quality sucks. First world problems, I know but I save up for nice things I really want.

If it’s anything like some of the pima cotton shirts I’ve bought lately, it’s pin holes. It drives me nuts to wash a shirt once and have those small holes in it.

Whoa, those are beautiful! I’d rather spend money on the dragon pendant than what I thought was $31.85 on that moonstone.

Aww, bless their hearts! They've lived this long without a penny from me. I'm sure they'll have plenty of folks sending them their hard earned dollars - for Jesus, of course.

Hey, at least she's cool. My mom would've said it was nasty that I was looking at it w/a disgusted shake of her head.

Damn, mom, look at the gif! Look at the gif!

I feel a little better knowing I’m not alone. My face is practically stuck to the monitor trying to watch the video (and not just because of Lenny’s dick).

I think she meant Jager (short for jagermeister) but got confused.

I love it! It has a lovely crest and swords and it’s on sale! The last two magic words can make or break whether I really really ‘want’ something or not.

It seems to want us to know she has breasts - something apparently no one had ever discovered until Hype Energy!!!

There’s good news. Only 2 more episodes left! I keep hoping this is going to get better - even though I know it isn’t.

I can sit here all day admiring Calvin’s abs - just like I did with David Beckham’s. He has a nice body (when you don’t make it a bad LSD trip).

“#WhenYourPreTeenWantsHisOwnInstagramAndYoureLikeNoooooooo.”

She’s a [insert whatever political party you dislike here] troll without taste buds or aesthetics.