I love jokes and puns - I rolled my eyes at myself. I felt like a cartoon character like a lightbulb appeared over my head.

I had to have my son explain it to me. Lame, I know.

I did that in the car when my daughter told me about this game. I was shocked when he didn’t appear. Maybe it only works in bathrooms?

Look, Boobs (may I call you Boobs?), you’ve had waaaaay too much coffee this morning. Most of us can’t afford a fancy chaise longue. I get to swoon how and where I want. YOU’RE NOT MY MOM! YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!

Fine. I’ll swoon instead.

Oh my . . . after I’m done clutching my pearls, I would use any of those as a band name. My favorite is Fetal Parasite.

Both are good but I prefer crotch droppings as I can say that in public. As a lady, I think fuck trophy is a little much for mixed company.

I sincerely doubt Jay Z is strapped for cash and agree it’s way too early to count Tidal out. However, if say . . . John Mayer or Adam Levine (Jez’s favorite targets) had pulled this shit, everyone would be crowing about what losers they are and how Tidal is totally dead.

Hair and colors are amazing.

I’ve spoken to people who’ve met her (one was a PA on a film and another met her at a party) and say she’s an absolute bitch - despite the wholesome image that’s public. So there’s that . . . and it takes two people to fuck up a relationship. I can’t jump on the Affleck caused it all bandwagon.

I don’t have trouble picturing that. He’s rather disgusting.

If he'd stuck his tongue out ala Miley? Oh yeah, I grossed myself out.

I’d rather face the ignorant judgmental bs from people like you than have a dead child. Those “leashes” keep children from running off into the street, parking lots and stuff. People driving tend not to see little ones darting out between cars.

I’m having a problem with the need vs want thing right now. I want these but there are so many other things needed.

This picture makes me wince every time. Damn, that’s awful.

I think Tyson Beckford is well aware of that history and if he thought it was inappropriate, he wouldn’t have done it. It’s not as if he doesn’t have any agency. He’s been in the business for years.

How about Mama June and Josh Duggar (and all those who covered for him) are worthless pieces of shit? If there’s going to be a contest, that seems fair to me.

I fucking hope so.

“it’s normal for young boys to be sexually curious,”

You’re probably right. That is so disgusting.