One of my favorite movies of all time. It’s time for a subtle (contains link, price and demands for it for birthday, Christmas, Thursday - whatever) email to the children.

I love Cassie’s dress. Combs looks good too.

Christmas ribbon candy! I kinda like Clooney’s cut away tux though.

And footsy and penisy (at least I think that’s whats on the pink/purple part).

The whole body (like flayed body parts) hanging on her body thing is distracting to me. I will agree that his hand is placed in exactly the right spot.

Wtf? The dress, not the couple.

In case anyone is feeling pain at Jaden’s disappearance, I’ll translate:

I hate it when some of my favorite actors (Seth Gilliam in this instance) do stupid shit. I realize I don’t know them but somehow I’m disappointed in them.

Yeah, by the time I had my third one I could have juggled with the other hand, caught one of them trying to fall down the stairs and cook dinner at the same time (ok, not really but it felt like I was doing all that at the same time).

Poor Kate. She must be exhausted just a few hours after giving birth and is forced to stand and make smiles for everyone. I wanted to sleep undisturbed for a day or two.

But the dog is soooo cute - and deadly.

Cute dog. That's a picture of it right before it ripped Celine Dion's face off. You can see abject terror in her eyes and her holding on to the dog's throat trying to get away from it.

They look so good on this model - if I had the body type, I'd wear 'em.

So did I. I realized I wouldn’t recognize a Nick Jonas (or any Jonas) song if it came up and smacked me in the ass.

Please. He’s deserving of that and so much more. I don’t think much of Kris Jenner but even she is on a higher plain of humanity than Hilton.

I applaud Kris Jenner for saying that to Hilton - more people should.

Damn, that was awful. Wish I had taken your word for it.

Her toenails don’t look clean and clipped - especially the right foot big toe. The only reason I’m being specific about the damned toe is because it’s blown up so we can identify each one. I’m hurting big time just looking at her poor squished in feet.

My first and only reaction to the Kris Jenner pic/story was “gross”. I’m going to stick with that & not read anything more about it

I don’t know if you’re serious or not. My experience was at about 2 in the morning; mostly asleep from nursing a baby; no glasses; didn’t check and then the rude awakening of cold water (and the bloody rim too) on my butt. Between me and the baby shrieking, my husband learned to always put the seat and lid down after…