What does this mean?

I’ll give you a pass on everything but the drunk driving.

Way to make me feel shitty over a stupid joke.

I’m 50, you sound like my 90-year-old uncle explaining why we shouldn’t switch to color teevees.

Eva Braun was more likeable and less evil.

I love curling.

You sound old.

Nope. Social media coverage, even negative coverage, will drive views to their stream. All they’re doing now is making sure they remain a close, chummy, unprofitable club.

Watching people get hurt in the rain is the worst.

About 40 pounds.

Run.

Screw that.

No, you leave it in the bank. If our system becomes so broken that the FDIC is no longer insuring deposits you will be the proud owner of some not very good green toilet paper.

If the banks go tits up and deposits aren’t insured, the fact that the money you’ve hidden in your mattress will be worthless is the least of your worries.

I didn’t even want to go there.

Having had a similar encounter with a dealership, I find her story eminently believable. (Not a threat of nudes, but a threat to trash my wife on social media.)

Almost certainly not.

You missed the part where she recorded the conversation?

No one listens to people who use “retarded” as an insult anymore. That may seem unfair, but that’s the way of it in these modern times.

To quote CookiesAteMyUserName, “not even close”.