This week doesn’t even make my top ten.

Get off my lawn, Grampa.

Take a civics class.

Goddamn, buddy. No one cares.

Anyone who thinks the electoral college saving us is a possibility should stop posting.

Between the penny stock story and your article of the fourth, I’m beginning to suspect that you’re not a financial genius.

I don’t think it’s all going to be smooth sailing for Trump.

Well, he does have checks and balances still, but point taken.

Don’t fash yourself, darlin’.

Of course, sweetie.

I’m not the one crying about being banned, sweetie.

Oh, in that case it must ALL be some sort of big mistake! Or, you don’t actually know what racism is.

No.

That’s because you were being a racist.

I was confused, I normally see busty ladies wearing them like that.

Don’t talk dirty.

You know you’re on Jezebel, right, duder?

Whatever, creepy.

Nah, it’s pretty creepy.

Nah, you keep worrying about that underage uterus, creepy.