I have eaten her pie, it was amazing.

I dropped off my ballot a couple weeks ago. I’m still pretty pumped.

We laugh and laugh as he ineffectually spends the last of his campaign funds on lawyers.

Bill was too busy bangin’ big girls to ever be bangin’ little girls. There’s nothing to the Epstein stuff.

Their names are a matter of public record.

‘Killian’s Red’

To be fair, RS and Erdely told the jury that their cutoff for sex tapes is 18, not five.

At least the burrito place is pretty good.

Fuck Belichick.

It’s more of a ‘wish him a bad case of the crabs’ thing for me.

I guess I just show up after you get starred by one of the cool kids.

Did you get greyed?

Yes.

I hate the fact that Snoop is associating with the criminal element again.

*November 28th.

Yes.

This is why I live in the middle of nowhere. That, and my fear of decent food and entertainment.

Yes, we’re all drooling idiots.

Work the shaft!

Ha!