Oh, God.

Your loss, they all smell like bleach.

‘generally an innocuous novelty item’

Go take a nap.

I wish they had that law here, it would save me needing to spend four hours in an approved commercial kitchen every week. However, I just can’t wrap my head around buying a ziplock bag full of week-old shrimp in some lime juice.

You sound like you need a hug.

Never stop , never surrender !

Yeah, if he’s still doing it next week, read him the riot act, but damn, cut him a break. Finding a dead body is upsetting, finding four at a time might just ruffle some of these perfect people’s feathers.

*Hork!*

Swear to God, they need to get Chris Christie front row seats.

How many potlucks and bake sales are charging people for plates of raw fish?

Unless, as in this case, it’s the truth.

If my kid keeps going, it’s entirely possible she will be able to pay for most of her college.

I know of at least four other states that ban selling homebaked items, so it’s more widespread than that article. Whatever the number is, I think it’s perfectly reasonable to ban selling homemade uncooked fish.

I know! Black market ceviche is nature’s way of telling you that you need to vomit more.

It depends on the jurisdiction, I’m sure.

Plus, most areas have a commercial grade kitchen that you can rent for a very reasonable rate.

They’re pretty much illegal everywhere.

Well, the world will keep turning after Tuesday and maintaining a safe food supply is one of the more important jobs of our government, so I guess that’s why.

She was offered a plea bargain that did not include jail time. It seems that she’s a super-good decision maker.