Good.

“Listen, I’ve dressed up like a girl to raise money...”

Which criminal justice utopia do you hail from?

This is why I don’t do social media .

If Chelsea keeps trying to kill herself she’s going to get in trouble.

Technically, I believe that’s a moose knuckle.

Well, yeah, but he better hurry, January 20 is closer than you think.

All male realtors look like serial killing bros.

Gun show, neighbor, relative, craigslist, Crackerbarrel parking lot. Whatcha want? I’ll have it for you by dinner time tomorrow if it’s legally sold in the US. A week if it isn’t.

If you look at the pictures in the article she does present as quite young, plus he just found four dead bodies. I’m giving  him a pass on this one.

Pssst, I know that you know that I know that. ;)

‘Cruz’

Polls, goddammit.

That’s a shitty thing to star, but you know what I mean.

It makes it much easier to stand up the walls of the house after you frame them. The plumbers can still finish their work, its just a little more difficult .

Thinking about masturbating. Deciding it’s too much work.

That’s what my wife said when she caught me reading your blog.

C’mon, you have to admit that’s a funny picture.

It’s indicative of how irrational your views on the subject are in general.